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May 25 2017

softbutxh:

its-supercar:

small brain:

  1. dumb idea
  2. reasonable idea
  3. smart idea
  4. brilliant idea

regular brain:

  1. dumb idea
  2. reasonable idea
  3. smart idea
  4. extremely dumb idea

big brain:

  1. reasonable idea
  2. dumb idea
  3. dumber idea
  4. extremely dumb idea

transcended brain:

  1. posting the brain meme without the images

this post is god tier

May 24 2017

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vrala:

a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you’re a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up

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egowave:

freelymagicalcat:

@egowave oh my fucking god

incredible

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jammespotter:

snapslikethis:

jammespotter:

snapslikethis:

I’m in deep shit and I’ll tell you why. 

I am the type of parent that pranks my kids. Like, nothing that’s going to cause tears. Nothing traumatizing. But we joke around a lot and it’s par for the course that you check your shoes before you put them on and the faucet doesn’t have a rubber band on it before you turn on the kitchen tap. The usual.

But this prank, the one they just pulled on me? It shook me. They hid all my books. LIke, the sheer logistics of it is amazing. The books were two deep in these cubbies. It’s a good, solid prank. Especially for starters. I thought, good on them

I was amused, bordering proud, when I looked on my night stand. 

What’s that? One more book? Huh.

Everything about this is beautiful. The irony in that the book thief was the only book left. The cleverness of using a bookmark. The we are anonymous type signature. Her haunted look, like she knows where your books are.

Let me tell you, I have never been more proud, and if they continue to apply themselves like this, more scared.

linds are you raising james potter and sirius black be honest

also, i just went into their room and promised revenge on the little one’s monkeys and he deadass looked me in the eye and said, ‘what are you going to do, put tutus on them.’ yes, that was my exact plan. i had the tulle yardage calculated. 

so he’s a seer in addition to this mastermind????

i am so, so deeply fucked.

you are so, so fucked. the students have become the masters, and they also outnumber you

gahhhdamn:

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

how I stay sane

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

iamwizz:

thisiselliz:

thisiselliz:

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

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virginamerica:

astronautrix:

buzzfeed:

12 Adult Actors Who Played Teens Vs. What Teens Really Look Like

Grease, enough said 

i love that this article is not only pointing out a super common and troubling phenomenon in movie culture but was also probably set up the way it is specifically so the author could put embarrassing pictures of their friends on buzzfeed

exeggcute:

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

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angrybeardedbastard:

darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

undeadwill:

nunyabizni:

bulwarksbrain:

pr1nceshawn:

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

This means a lot to me

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

These are the best.

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

Sense of humor is everything

professional game design tip

trilllizard420:

mariogman25:

jasper-rolls:

don’t put a fishing mini game in your game. just don’t. don’t fucking put any fishing mini game in your fucking game. no-one likes fishing mini games except the people who bought sega bass fishing and were forced to mentally rewire themselves to think they were having fun. it is never fun to sit around for 40 years waiting for a fucking garbage fish to pick up the lure. just don’t do it. don’t have a fishing mini game. just don’t. don’t do it. i can’t stress this enough. do not ever fucking do it

Objection

You’re Weak if you can’t deal with a fishing minigame. Fishing Minigames are the true test of strength of the real gamer. All unconventional games should have a fishing minigame.

devilrie:

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

ptsdandflowers:

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

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thekumazone:

laughhard:

This hawk came into my house this morning and made a complete fool of himself

that face says “dont look at me”

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decalexas:

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

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