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March 25 2017

oh-no-what-a-nightmare:

oh-no-what-a-nightmare:

oh-no-what-a-nightmare:

oh-no-what-a-nightmare:

oh-no-what-a-nightmare:

oh-no-what-a-nightmare:

If you ever find yourself unable to write interesting characters 

just use whose line is it anyway identities 

skywalker-of-tatooine:

Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning

lonelylesbianclub:

that mentally ill feel when u have a bad weekend which leads into a bad week and then another bad weekend and then all of a sudden it’s Sunday at 1pm and ur like…wait have I been like this for a month?

a-mended-mind:

heartlit:

thefrustratedxerneas:

blingeed:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • ball gowns

•battle armor

•blood of your enemies

•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

alexandot:

alexandot:

people say the animorphs covers are *creepy* but the actual in book transformations are all like ‘then her face cracked in two, her organs melted, her bones all snapped and reformed backwards, and her fingers and toes fused together. she couldnt cry because her tear ducts didnt fucking exist anymore. everyone looked at the ground so they wouldnt throw up looking at this’

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holydarkhallelujah:

heyitspj:

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

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trickstergodart:

- Angor -

March 24 2017

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cirque-du-flippidido:

weavemama:

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO

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isaacmarionsbigwords:

Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!

March 23 2017

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zohbugg:

So last night was my first welding class and the second i walked through the door the teacher said “hey you’re zoe right” and I started to panic because how does the teacher immediately know who I am fuck did I have this teacher before how come i don’t recognize him fuck fuck i’m a terrible person

turns out i’m just the youngest person in the class by about 30 years so the deduction wasn’t that hard

anyways, apparently people keep taking the welding class over and over again and the wait list is like 100 people long and so it was by some act of providence of pure dumb luck that I managed to get a spot. This also means I was the only person there who hadn’t welded before.

I’m stationed at a big center table where the teacher can keep an eye on me, and everyone else is in booths on the surrounding walls each making their own projects. And these are impressive looking projects. One guy is making a side table, a woman is making a giant metal rocking chair, and another guy was making a wind chime out of old compressed air canisters. 

The elderly gentlemen in the booth right behind me introduces himself to me as Jim and asks me if this is my first time and I say yeah and he smiles at me and tells me I’m gonna love it and how this class is so fun.

Immediately Jim becomes my new best friend. He comes over whenever I stop to take a break and asks how I’m doing and even helps me take the welding mask off when I couldn’t figure out how to do it myself. 

at one point i see Jim and another old guy talking to the teacher and i catch the old guy pointing at me. now being pointed at is usually never a good thing. the teacher has had me welding edges of scrap metal together so I can get a feel for the equipment. The teacher comes to check on me and I jokingly as him if those seasoned guys were making fun of me. 

Turns out I’m super good at welding and the old guy didn’t believe it was my first time welding ever and Jim was trying to convince him I was a newbie. :D

So for the entire 3 hour long class, like 15 middle aged and elderly people would periodically come by my table and check in with me, making sure I’m having fun and asking me questions about my life, and things like, do you know where the drinking fountain is, making sure I’m taking breaks, looking out for me and that kind of thing, all while being completely kind and supporting and complimenting me on my welding skills. 

and that’s how a community center welding class gave me 15 new grandparents. i love them all and this class is going to be amazing

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legotheeggo:

trees-and-videogames:

animentality:

itsacpsideblog:

ilyagoalvalchuk:

nellyemily:

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

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dustbunny105:

jawnbaeyega:

IM SCREAMING

Gotta love Mark’s response too:

danedehans:

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

drakeimpala:

beauty and the beast was not meant 2 be a live action movie………..at least when it’s animated there is some natural suspension of belief but now. you are forced 2 confront the fact that a real human woman is falling in love with a lion/buffalo and just live with that discomfort for 2 hours and 10 minutes

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sociopathinblack:

Also here’s a Star Wars doodle

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alexandot:

the question is why, if this guy set out to make a full length animated film by himself, did he choose to make it an adaption of romeo and juliet starring only seals. id ask but phil looks like a criminal minds villain and frankly im terrified of him

halfdesiqueen:

ANYWAY all nazis are ugly

i don’t care how expensive or well-cut their clothes are, i don’t care how sharp their jawlines are, i don’t care how many hair products they use. all ugly. all of them. every single one.

and i don’t want to read any more goddamn think pieces about the “lone young attractive courageous alt-right members” or whatever “shaking things up” in civil society

stop complying with fascism.

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