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August 11 2017

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his-shining-tears:

You are what you eat.

Wizarding Tattoo Parlors.

ask-rubeus-hagrid:

I know it has been talked about before but I want to talk about wizarding tattoos and piercing again. Here’s just a couple ideas.

  • A tongue ring that you wear to ward off minor hexes and jinxes.
  • A Tattoo of a tree where the leaves change depending on the season.
  • A pair of matching tattoos of a piece of parchment that can be wrote on to send messages.
  • You see this dagger I have tattooed on my calf? It comes off into my hand as a real weapon when I’m in danger.
  • A little dragon that flies around your left forearm. 
  • A pin-up witch that winks and waves at you. 
  • A tattoo that starts off as a rune but once you fall asleep and wake up in changes into something that is similar to your patronus, something that symbolizes who you are.
  • A tattoo on somebodies wrist that warms up and changes color when they need to take their medications.
  • Ear piercings that translate everything around you into your native language. 
  • Lip piercing that do the same, except when you speak you speak the language of whoever you’re speaking to.
  • A small bird tattoo behind your ear that chirps and whistles to you when you’re anxious.
  •  A tattoo of your child that ages with them.
  • A tattoo for those that are hard of hearing or deaf and are unable to read lips at that moment that displays the words of the person speaking to them on their hand.
  • A nose ring that is charmed that long as you are wearing it you will never lose your keys.
  • A flower scene where some flowers only will bloom at certain times.
  • little nocturnal animal tattoos like raccoons that only show up on your skin after dark.
  • a tattoo of digital numbers on your wrist that tell the time.

Magical tattoos and piercings!!!

endoshan:

identityconstellations:

identityconstellations:

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

look

sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you wanna replay your favorite video game and then remember you have to play through THAT part:

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mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

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August 10 2017

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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bethsmaggie:

female awesome meme ▷ [2/5] characters with the best development → beth greene (the walking dead)

“i know you look at me and you just see another dead girl. i’m not michonne, i’m not carol, i’m not maggie. i survived and you don’t get it ‘cause i’m not like you or them, but i made it! and you don’t get to treat me like crap just because you’re afraid!”

August 09 2017

imperatorcorleone:

q-shinji:

remember when dash drama looked like this

the-mighty-birdy:

hong-meiling-official:

greenwithenby:

greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

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nuggles:

that was no accident, ronald.

I can’t believe this is actually canon.

avocado–toast:

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

August 08 2017

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demonsee2:

Morrigan - by Kay Bear

d1rtypaws:

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

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shalizeh7:

Solas

awesomecuza:

mikkynga:

awesomecuza:

mikkynga:

awesomecuza:

mikkynga:

awesomecuza:

heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

here is a hamster dancing for ya, thought he haven’t started dancing yet

no move is needed to feel his passion

his moves and passion has exceeded my expectations

 nd now is tired and needs to lay down


be flat, he hoped you enjoyed the show

thank u lil guy

August 07 2017

real-live-dragon:

harvard-dad:

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

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shalizeh7:

Daisy ^_^

bechdels:

bechdels:

bechdels:

dream daddy/octodad crossover

frantically conceal your secret octopus identity from a lineup of sexy single dads

bad ending: a promising date is ruined when the dad of your dreams reveals he’s a professional sushi chef

good ending: you meet your soulmate and he has a tentacle fetish

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