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October 10 2017

catsuggest:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

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sashkash:

- Harry Hart - 

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Edit: Now available as a print on Society6!

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heathyr:

rebeccapollard97:

Elephant Rock, Iceland

This is an old god, sleeping

kelssiel:

automaticfave:

redactedkondraki:

automaticfave:

someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

Why

well I work for a bakery inside a grocery store and we end up composting a Lot of stuff because it’s a commercial chain and they don’t care because capitalism

so every night an hour before closing, I look thru all the stuff to see what expires the next day, and I make it “free samples”

then I hang around by the cookie table and the donut case and whenever kids come around talking to their friends abt “if they don’t buy this, they can afford that,” “do we have enough money to buy donuts?” etc, I chime in and I’m like….

hey…free samples over there take as many as u want…..take the whole thing….just eat them before u leave the store…..go…run…eat pastries….be free

you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery

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albrakia:

Origins

angered-tanks:

thelegendofkungjew:

roboticbat:

ok hear me out

playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies

playing tank on the other hand, that’s bottoming. you take hits for everyone else and beg healers for heals

ooooh daddy i’m squishy for healies

you are excommunicated from the brotherhood of tanks

our-kpopreact:

Wifi: connected

Me:

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aspiring-to-be-a-cat:

Ar lasa mala revas. You are free. 

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cardassiansunrise:

unmutekurloz:

phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

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accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

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accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

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typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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typing “laso” instead of “also”

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typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

lord0fcalamity:

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what if god was one of us

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dazed-unfazed:

kweyolempress:

tentakrule:

winneganfake:

fullcontactmuse:

jenniferrpovey:

holmgangs:

sunlitrevolution:

Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning

Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms, instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake.

Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless — white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate. They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake.

They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at.

As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator.

Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans

These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats.

This is really cool.

They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away. 

I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi shit.

At least you won’t have to go outside to know how windy it is… You’ll hear it.

They provide us energy

They provide us warmth

They love us

These martyr gods, their twitching agony is our salvation

GLORY TO THE WAILING OBELISKS

pipistrellus:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

Mica that’s amazing

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celticpyro:

coolfriendlyguy:

to be honest this szechuan sauce ordeal is funnier than dashcon

Tumblr: Dashcon

Rich People: Fyre Festival

Intellectuals: Lost in the Sauce

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feliville:

constant mood recently

loislne:

how are people not afraid of phone calls teach me

October 08 2017

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